Witch Burnings

Discuss...

If the witch in question were a real witch, he or she should have been able to stop the flames and walk away, unharmed.

However, as the majority of witches burnt were burnt only so a neighbour could have their land, it is safe to say that they could not have succeeded with said trick.

Also, never burn a witch that you've just dunked. It's like trying to burn a wet log.

For some reason "Natasta" springs to mind, too.

Rob Zombie comes to mind for me.


Dragula.

And Natasta.

Rob Zombie comes to mind for me. Dragula. And Natasta.

I ate parts of Natasta for breakfast.

You poor thing. That must have given you a stomach ache all day.

lol. whatever happened to her? maybe she got burned. yay for arson!

I ate parts of Natasta for breakfast.

Quick. GO see a vet.

What's a Natasta?

mjordan2nd, you are wrong. You didn't eat parts of me. I'm still completely intacted. I'm also very much alive. I'm amazed I'm not actually burned at the stake. Oh I forgot, they can't do that anymore. Thanks to the "Bill of Rights".
I have a freedom of religion. Dang, and they also stoped burning witches at the stake or killing them period since the whole witch hunt at Salem. Dang, you all are out of luck.

If you're not in America they can.

In fact, they CAN do it in America, just not legally. Still doesn't stop them from doing it.

Actually, Christianity came from Paganism. So, did Catholicism.

Catholicism IS Christianity. It's one of the many branches of it.

mjordan2nd, you are wrong. You didn't eat parts of me. I'm still completely intacted. I'm also very much alive. I'm amazed I'm not actually burned at the stake. Oh I forgot, they can't do that anymore. Thanks to the "Bill of Rights". I have a freedom of religion. Dang, and they also stoped burning witches at the stake or killing them period since the whole witch hunt at Salem. Dang, you all are out of luck.

I'll just pop a cap in yo ass, bitch.

BURN HER! BURN THE WITCH!

She turned me into a newt!

mjordan2nd, you are wrong. You didn't eat parts of me. I'm still completely intacted. I'm also very much alive. I'm amazed I'm not actually burned at the stake. Oh I forgot, they can't do that anymore. Thanks to the "Bill of Rights". I have a freedom of religion. Dang, and they also stoped burning witches at the stake or killing them period since the whole witch hunt at Salem. Dang, you all are out of luck.

Can't get burned, eh? I'll paint you up as an American flag for Halloween and throw you in Iran.

mjordan2nd, you are wrong. You didn't eat parts of me. I'm still completely intacted. I'm also very much alive. I'm amazed I'm not actually burned at the stake. Oh I forgot, they can't do that anymore. Thanks to the "Bill of Rights". I have a freedom of religion. Dang, and they also stoped burning witches at the stake or killing them period since the whole witch hunt at Salem. Dang, you all are out of luck.

Oh, they may not kill witches anymore. I, however, still do. And it's not at the steak either. It's at the end of a machete. Or from the barrel of my fo-fo.

I'm Black Jesus, and I approve of this message.

Witches are made of wood. That's why they burn so easily.

haha you saw monty python too?

Duh.

I saw lots of ducks today. They kept on diving underwater and scaring the fishes.

All the birdies are gone here. Stupid birds dont like snow

Witches float.