Witches

Lenny and Willkillforfood, I believe I just found my next human secrafices. Thank you both.

Secrafice: Too perform oral on in secret.

No, to kill when I'm doing a ritual you dumbass.

Oh? Then that would be "your next human sacrifice" you dumbass.

Secrafice: No results found.

Sacrifice:
–noun 1. the offering of animal, plant, or human life or of some material possession to a deity, as in propitiation or homage.

That's right you psycho. Would you like for me to offer you to my God and Goddess?

You're calling HIM the psycho?

Would you like to... how can I put it nicely?... piss off?

That's right you psycho. Would you like for me to offer you to my God and Goddess?

Thats right what? You never said anything about sacrifice....

Apparently you want to secrafice someone, whatever the hell that is. And your so full of shit anyways, because that would make you a murderer. You probally haven't even seen someone die in front of you.

Queue "Neither have you", annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd

ACTION!

Secrafice: Too perform oral on in secret.

HAHAHA! Sweet Jesus, sweet sweet Black Jesus, comedy gold.