Dumb work stories

well i was young and affraid to lose my job if i would do something like that.
but i should have done that

To be perfectly honest, it would've been their own fault. Just say you thought you saw a spider and are frightened by spiders very easily.

now you saying that oh well maybe if i work as a hairdresser again, i will try that. if it doesnt work out i will blame you. jk

Meh, you don't know who I am. All you'll have is a name. There's got to be a few thousand Lenny's around, and even then, you'll need to know my real name.

!!! I WILL FIND YOU!!!

It can't be that hard, surely?

There's various ways in which you can get my IP address, and then you just use some kind of tracking software and stalk, stalk, stalk!

ok i will do that.
and thanks for giving me the hind. lol