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The three types, at the moment, are:

- The planet's tectonic plates, which move around something like broken eggshells on water, can move away from each other, allowing magma to seep up.
- The plates can also move towards each other, forcing eruptions.
- Plumes of magma well up from deep inside the Earth.

This fourth type is caused when one plate moves under another, squeezing the mantle and causing it to pop through the crust. These volcanoes are found mainly on the sea floor - ie Western Pacific.

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Petite spots. Scientists like their technical terms like they like their women.

French and horrible to look at?

Let's go ahead and add rancid-smelling to that...

A long time customer came in today to get stuff printed out.

We call her frenchy.

Noone likes her.

Thank you for reminding me of her, fuckers.

Sorry, Sov. Today at work I was about to make a chocolate cone, and when I turned the handle to let the ice cream out, the cone popped out of my hand and shattered on the ground. No one told me that it had been out of mix since the night before... That clearly has no relevance whatsoever...

And at my work we kinda pissed off a wagon driver to the extent that he nearly knocked us all out. Big guy, too.

Ooooh, he's a big fella. He'd be a good boxer.
Can you box, sir?