Phee phi pho phom, I smell the blood of an English mon! D:

Hmmm... if this is a conspiracy thread, then I am Stalin's last remaining relative with a life goal of taking over ze vorld!

Hmmm... if this is a conspiracy thread, then I am Stalin's last remaining relative with a life goal of taking over ze vorld!

*Le gasp!* But that iz impossible!

Not impossible, just very improbable!

Not impossible, just very improbable!

No! Impossible because I have already climed ze job or meself.

But I'M his last living relative! You can't be as well, else neither would be his very last.

But I'M his last living relative! You can't be as well, else neither would be his very last.

No you're not! You're just the candlestick from Beauty and the Beast! D:

I never knew Stalin had a thing for candlesticks.

Still, he's a pretty cool candlestick.