only in america

Ain't it fun when you can go out to a nice family restaurant, and eat half your weight in grease?

Honestly, America sucks ass right now. We need to get Bush out.

You need to get Bush out, stop those stupid Evangelicists worming their way into EVERY public sector, and get a good dictator to make all your decisions. Hussein is unemployed, why not go for him?

He's probably on deathrow right about now.

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I just found this one out the other day (and its true)

Only in the Army, can you get on a flight to Iraq with your guns and ammo, and have the flight crew say you cant have any knives on the plane.

hahahaha, that's messed up.

Rofl, that is pretty good. Should have cocked your m16 and said, "want to take my knife?"

Actually I have a 9 mil pistol, not an m16. I got rid of that piece of shit months ago.

What's your rifle?