Trumpets

I'm so straight it hurts.

Yea, it hurts your boyfriends ass.
HAHA JK. sorry saw an opportunity.

It doesn't hurt that much if they have a good chunneling session first.

Yea, never heard of "chunneling" before I came here and yea ...I wish I never had heard of it. I don't even know how to reply to that post besides, "eww."

I don't think that this is the right time to mention I have a big tub of vaseline in my Trumpet case, is it?

Yeah, but that's for the sores on your face right?

Sores? Face?

Nah, it's for the slides on the Trumpet - vaseline to keep the slides sliding smoothly, and highly poisonous oil to keep the valves springing up and down.

It's a great ice breaker at a party too.

By "ice breaker" you mean "anal penetrator"?

Yea, never heard of "chunneling" before I came here and yea ...I wish I never had heard of it. I don't even know how to reply to that post besides, "eww."

Welcome to Zelaron - Learn the art of chunneling!

Same here, Mantra took my chunneling ignorance virginity.


Ahhh, I remember it well.

WTFery!

Those are some nice Trumpets.

Especially the 3rd and 4th.

I think the one in the green light is a Yamaha too, like mine. Very good Trumpets the Yamaha's, though nowhere near as good as the Vincent Bach's. Bach Trumpets have to be some of, if not the, best.