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Posted 2006-04-22, 11:51 PM in reply to Ontonanarivu's post "Today's Joke"
A rancher goes to the bank to borrow money to buy a bull so he can increase his stock. The transaction is made and the banker who lent the money comes by a week later to see how his investment is doing. The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and won't even look at the cows. The banker suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.The next week the banker returns to see if the vet helped. The farmer looks very pleased: "The bull has taken care of all my cows, broke through the fence, and has even serviced all my neighbor's cows!""Wow," says the banker, "what did the vet do to that bull?""Just gave him some pills," replied the rancher."What kind of pills?" asked the banker."I don't know, but they sort of taste like peppermint."
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Posted 2006-04-22, 11:56 PM in reply to Antananarivu's post "Little humour"
Welcome back to Jeopardy!!

Host: Okay okay, first question, what is Antananarivu?

1st Contestant: A douche?

Host: Correct!
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Posted 2006-04-23, 12:20 AM in reply to Led's post starting "Welcome back to Jeopardy!! Host:..."
Be nice.

This joke isn't funny though. You british?
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Posted 2006-04-23, 12:32 AM in reply to Led's post starting "Welcome back to Jeopardy!! Host:..."
Led said:
Welcome back to Jeopardy!!

Host: Okay okay, first question, what is Antananarivu?

1st Contestant: A douche?

Host: Correct!
Why Jeopardy? You fucked it up.
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Posted 2006-04-23, 01:58 AM in reply to Grav's post starting "Why Jeopardy? You fucked it up."
i dont get it, but im drunk so maybe tomorrow will be a better day.
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Posted 2006-04-23, 06:52 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Be nice. This joke isn't funny..."
He looks like it. No-one else spells "humour" with two "u"s.

Even if he is, I still don't get it.

Is there some meaning of Peppermint Pills I've missed?

EDIT: Oh I get it! The titles of the thread is "Little Humour", and the joke has little humour in it.

Though...if he is a Brit, he'd have posted some kind of St. George joke today. Tis St. Georges day you know.

The day when you can't move for council workers with faces like a smacked arse fining people for putting out English flags everywhere.

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Posted 2006-04-23, 08:04 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "He looks like it. No-one else spells..."
Words like Humour, Colour etc aren't just brittish, canadians and most of europe spells stuff like that as well I believe.
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Posted 2006-04-23, 08:54 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Words like Humour, Colour etc aren't..."
I keep on forgetting the Canadians do that too.

And Europe only does it when they speak and write in English.

So this guy is either Canadian or British...possibly a European.
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Posted 2006-04-23, 09:04 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "I keep on forgetting the Canadians do..."
or a bot.
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Posted 2006-04-23, 08:17 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "or a bot."
A bot that doesnt advertise O_o
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Posted 2006-04-24, 08:54 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "A bot that doesnt advertise O_o"
What a shitty bot!

Maybe it's advertising taking bull pills...
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Posted 2006-04-24, 11:03 AM in reply to Medieval Bob's post starting "What a shitty bot! Maybe it's..."
Peppermint Bull Pills.

*grumble*Still don't get why the punchline is peppermint pills*grumble*
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Posted 2006-04-24, 11:05 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Peppermint Bull Pills. ..."
By the way, the joke is that the farmer took them to have sex. Gosh.
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Posted 2006-04-24, 11:08 AM in reply to Grav's post starting "By the way, the joke is that the farmer..."
I know that the farmer took them to have sex...but what on earth has it got to do with Peppermint Pills?
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Posted 2006-04-24, 12:22 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "I know that the farmer took them to..."
The joke is that he didn't know what they were, but he knows that they taste like peppermint, thus he tried them. It's a slightly more subtle way of saying, "What did the doctor give the bull?" "I dunno but I took 10 of them!1"
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Posted 2006-04-24, 12:46 PM in reply to Medieval Bob's post starting "The joke is that he didn't know what..."
In that case...that's a terrible joke.
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Posted 2006-04-24, 04:27 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "In that case...that's a terrible joke."
and a terrible bot.

GTFO.
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Posted 2006-04-25, 05:14 AM
A rancher goes to the bank to borrow money to buy a bull so he can increase his stock. The transaction is made and the banker who lent the money comes by a week later to see how his investment is doing. The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and won't even look at the cows. The banker suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.The next week the banker returns to see if the vet helped. The farmer looks very pleased: "The bull has taken care of all my cows, broke through the fence, and has even serviced all my neighbor's cows!""Wow," says the banker, "what did the vet do to that bull?""Just gave him some pills," replied the rancher."What kind of pills?" asked the banker."I don't know, but they sort of taste like peppermint."
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Posted 2006-04-25, 05:24 AM in reply to Ontonanarivu's post "Today's Joke"
Hey I get it this time now that I actually read it.
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Posted 2006-04-25, 07:44 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Hey I get it this time now that I..."
I... don't understand.

http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=39202
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