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The yankess will always have more money.

Because they win more

They win because they have more money, they have more money because they win more. It's a vicious circle.

But there's always a chance that another team will muscle in and beat the shit out of the loaded teams.

Another example from English football: a little known team by the name of Wigan Athletic. Not very good. Managed to stay in the Championship for years because of pure luck. Then last season, they got really lucky. Now they're in the Premiership after a season of beating nearly all the top teams.

I'll help the Red Sox win.

By pulling a Tanya Harding and breaking the Yankee's shins with a crowbar?

Well, I was going to put steroids in all the Yankees' drinks ala Family Guy but sure. Too many giant bugs my way.