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Posted 2006-03-29, 04:42 AM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "You'd just have to get a good seat with..."
How about in the bathroom?
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Posted 2006-03-30, 08:59 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "How about in the bathroom?"
GravitonSurge said:
How about in the bathroom?
Meh, wheres the fun in that? It's just a stinky tiny bathroom. If you do it in your seat theres the excitiment of getting caught!
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Posted 2006-03-31, 12:32 PM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "Meh, wheres the fun in that? It's just..."
Hmmm...I'da thought you'd start to smell after a while if you did it in your seat. No?

Air Hostess walks past, "Excuse me ma'am, but I don't suppose you have a towel with you? I kinda...I had an accident. Honest."
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Posted 2006-03-31, 03:26 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Hmmm...I'da thought you'd start to..."
Stop by the bathroom beforehand and pick up some tissues.


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2006-04-01, 11:03 AM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "Meh, wheres the fun in that? It's just..."
Kaneda said:
Meh, wheres the fun in that? It's just a stinky tiny bathroom. If you do it in your seat theres the excitiment of getting caught!
And having an air marshal beat you with a flashlight!
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Posted 2006-04-01, 12:53 PM in reply to Willkillforfood's post starting "And having an air marshal beat you with..."
Psh, flashlight. Pistol whip!


KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2006-04-01, 05:00 PM in reply to Willkillforfood's post starting "And having an air marshal beat you with..."
At first I read fleshlight and lol'd.
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Posted 2006-04-01, 07:37 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "At first I read fleshlight and lol'd. ..."
Dude I bought a Fleshlight.
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