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Posted 2006-03-23, 01:45 PM in reply to Medieval Bob's post starting "http://i3log.com/uploads/rachael-ray-pic..."
Hot, hot, HOT, HOT, HOT-HOT-HOT.

Now, if she could just keep her useless, annoying mouth occupied with, oh, I don't know, gobbling my load, she'd be the perfect woman.
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Posted 2006-03-23, 02:46 PM in reply to Raziel's post starting "Hot, hot, HOT, HOT, HOT-HOT-HOT. ..."
Raziel said:
Hot, hot, HOT, HOT, HOT-HOT-HOT.

Now, if she could just keep her useless, annoying mouth occupied with, oh, I don't know, gobbling my load, she'd be the perfect woman.
Is it just me or has she put on some pounds lately?




I sure hope so, gotta love dat ass!
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Posted 2006-03-23, 11:11 PM in reply to Penny_Bags's post starting "Is it just me or has she put on some..."
Dude, pancake rabbit is sexy.


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2006-03-23, 11:55 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Dude, pancake rabbit is sexy."
JRwakebord said:
Dude, pancake rabbit is sexy.

does that satisfy you? rotflol!
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Posted 2006-03-23, 11:57 PM in reply to sciencekid's post starting "http://www.trimpe.org/jr/pictures/bunny-..."
Sciencekid made 400 posts!


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2006-03-23, 11:59 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Sciencekid made 400 posts!"
yes... i know, captain obvious... lol...
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Posted 2006-03-24, 12:00 AM in reply to sciencekid's post starting "yes... i know, captain obvious... lol..."
That's me!


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2006-03-23, 11:58 PM in reply to sciencekid's post starting "http://www.trimpe.org/jr/pictures/bunny-..."
dang it! did that picture show up for any of you? i didn't for me
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Posted 2006-03-23, 11:59 PM in reply to sciencekid's post starting "dang it! did that picture show up for..."
Nope, no pic here.


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Posted 2006-03-24, 12:01 AM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Nope, no pic here."
hmmm... ill have to attach it. here, have fun and do whatever:
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Posted 2006-03-24, 03:29 AM in reply to Raziel's post starting "Hot, hot, HOT, HOT, HOT-HOT-HOT. ..."
Would you like some PIE?
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Posted 2006-03-25, 08:29 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Would you like some PIE?"
American pie
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Posted 2006-03-25, 01:51 PM in reply to Great-Thanatos's post starting "American pie"
I cant say i have beaten off to something weird but i CAN say that while beating off like randomly pictures pop up in my head and it sucks. Lets say i focus on one girl, then i think of another girl, then all of a suddon im sitting here thinking about my fat next door neighbor and im like "ah this sucks" and i have to restart from the top

well i guess since you all are a lot older that must give you some more experience than me so i cant say im not surprised i havnt jacked off to weirder shit
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Posted 2006-03-28, 08:10 PM in reply to slaynish's post starting "I cant say i have beaten off to..."
You probably beat off to your gerbil-penetrating-Richard-Gere porn
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Posted 2006-03-28, 09:08 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "You probably beat off to your..."
Anyone ever beat off in an airplane?
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Posted 2006-03-28, 09:21 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Anyone ever beat off in an airplane?"
Oh I tried once. But it wasn't successful.
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Posted 2006-03-29, 08:55 AM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Anyone ever beat off in an airplane?"
I think it's a felony to beat off in an airplane.
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Posted 2006-03-25, 08:14 PM in reply to Great-Thanatos's post starting "American pie"
Those flutes are damn sexy, good sir.
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Posted 2006-03-26, 06:28 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Those flutes are damn sexy, good sir."
I know some Flautists. They're all very weird people...

They hate sitting in front of the Trumpets because we "Play too loudly" apparently.
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Posted 2006-03-28, 02:12 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "I know some Flautists. They're all very..."
You Asshole.
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