TheIrishCarBomb

I mean, I already licked her pussy for an hour, but I didn't see her face. We were both really really drunk.

OOH, thats a hit.

WHOOOOOP there it is!

Wow thank you all for bringing that up. I still have titus's mom on my comp so dont make me put the pic back up. Oh and titus, my cuz told me that u were the worst she has ever had. She just faked all of those orgasims so that you wouldnt feel sorry for yourself Also, u missed both holes (twice) and fucked your bed instead. She didnt say anything cause u looked happy. And u also shot your load a bit early (twice) inless then 20 seconds. Man, it must suck to be u. How does your girlfriend put up with u???

Wow, that is harsh!

Whoo, that was harsh, but good.

You see, the thing with my girlfriend is, that I fuck her with a dildo for the first 10 minutes, then a swap over to the real deal for my 20 seconds of pleasure and bliss. Then I blow my load all over her face and punch her in the nose (Although admittedly, I sometimes miss and hit her in the eye).

I knew your cousin didn't feel as warm as I was used to! Damnit, I fuck beds waaaay too often. I really need to figure out a chick's anatomy one of these days.

So seriously, does your cousin want to fuck me?

From what shw said, she would never do it again cause it was to funny. She said instead of getting off, she would laugh and hurt your feelings. She did mention though that she would give you another shot if u changed genders cause you made her gay. Thanks alot titus

Consider it done. I'm now Titusette.

Now can I fuck her?