World Record Thread

You should send Lenny some of your spit. Then we can overthrow all of Europe!!

No! PLease God no!

Hey, whatever happened to UZG?

He's having tea with hitler.

How dare he not invite us!

It must be one hell of a long tea party...

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merry christmas

I have something super important to say that may bring the masses to their knees...

I have something super important to say that may bring the masses to their knees...

"suck it"?

Oooh! Ooooh! Oooooooh!

Hey, aren't you supposed to kneel during Mass anyway?

Not during the whole thing. Only when you pray.

Exactly!

And that's why small kids should never be allowed near toasters.

Man, willkill complained owned my joke. haha

Small kids and household appliances are a fantastic combination, if you ak me.

Not if it's your small kid. If it's someone else's small kid then let them go at the electrical appliance with a pair of scissors and other metallic things I say. Help them along by splashing them playfully with water too.

Or instead of water, bleach.

Nah, bleach would hurt them too much. The water would make them wet, which has to be the worst condition to be in when playing with electrical appliances.

Splash them with water, but force-feed them bleach first. Use a funnel.

And a pipe. You can't get it down them forcefully lest ye use a pipe. Pipes are the whole key to the situation, see?

But with a funnel you spill less!

Quite the invention, the funnel.