If zelaron was a place, what would it look like?

Either a frozen wasteland with a bunch of buck-toothed nerds with freckles, major acne, and ugly-ass glasses in habiting it

or

A regal palace with a shitload of awesome stuff always going on with Chrusher and WetWired getting it on in the royal chamber as they both present themselves as King and Cyborg.

The latter is my true vision

It would prolly look like a giant crowd in a desert, and all these people with no faces and like 30 people with actual faces just wandering around and beating off.

I think it would like the inside of a jar of mayo, but someone pour orange soda in it and mixed in some crushed leaves.

OR

I don't see any skulls or beer anywhere. You are WRONG.

And there's no circle of people smoking.

I have never smoked in a circle. Why would you do that? So you can touch each other's nipples? Fags.