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Heathen! Black Jesus betrayed me!!!

Sooo cough it up or else you'll be betraying all of us, because two wrongs don't make a right god damnit!

While we're on the subject of unappetizing drinks, Bacardi 151 tastes like gasoline when you drink it straight.

B151 is fucking evil. I've seen men ruin their lives on 151.

Best example: this kid who I knew from school but didn't really know spilled his entire guts... in amazing ways. The best part was when he was talking to this girl at the party. "I try to sit behind you in every class we have... I watch you play with your hair, did you know it has little red specks in it? It's very amazing hair.. you're so beautiful.." to which everyone around gets seriously freaked out, especially her. And she goes and sucks my friend's dick in another tent, and I fall on them in the process. Hahahaha, good times!

gruesome on B151: "That shit's fucking diesel fuel."

No more 151 for Titus. Everclear all night.

u know its going to be a rough night when the bottle has a flame warning on it. I get light headed by just smelling it.