Offically the shittiest day of my life.

I say slap him, it hurts you a lot less and him a lot more.

Except his pain is much more short-lived with a slap than a punch. That's the trade-off.

Then slap him a lot, then peel the skin off of his face.

Ooo, or you could totally go the bitch route and wear gloves (like lacrosse gloves). Mine of padded inside, of course, but have hard plastic panels on the outside. Would hurt like a mother if you got punched in the face with those.

Haha, i only have hockey gloves. But i think im just going to use my bare fists. He's a semi fat pussy anyway, he has no chance against me.

Yes, you are certain to break a few bones with repeated blows, and at least one with 2-4.

Yeah, that sucks man. What an asshole.

Punching will bruise his face im not going to do real damage though, like break his nose or somthing. Just massive bruising. That is.... unless i get carried away, which has happened to my misfortune in the past. And im planning on talking to her this weekend, but only if she'll talk to me.