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Posted 2005-07-22, 02:53 AM
in reply to Kaneda's post starting "A little bit of Monica in my life,
A..."
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Ladies and gentlemen, where is bimbo number 5?#
Are you ready for the Billenium?
1, 2, 3, 4, 6, everybody in the car
Let's go have sex
To the hotel around the corner
Girls want to do the president
But I really donÂ’t wan-na
Get caught like I did last year
I finally did a girl with a really big rear
I had Monica, and Jennifer, Paula, and Kathleen
And maybe five other girls in-be-tween
But IÂ’d like to try a new piece of pork
But old punkie legs is in New York
if sheÂ’s alive I will try to jump her
Then i gonna dump her
(Chorus)
A little bit of Monica ohhh no more
A little bit of Jennifer out the door
A little bit of Paula on the bed
A little bit of Hillary now im dead
WAAAAAAAAAA
Bimbo number five
Pull your pants down
And toss it on the ground
Bark like a hound
And a make a doggie sound
I'll chase you
And you chase me
And if I get caught
Will you spank my fannie please
Clap your hands once
HereÂ’s a big surprise
Everyone was wrong
It points to the right
(Chorus)
MonicaÂ’s gone away
Maybe Miss. America would come and play
A little bit of Brittany would be nice
A little bit of Hillary I'm all nice
WAAAAAAAAAA
Bimbo number 5
Hay baby
Have you ever been involved in a forty billion dollar investigation?
As a matter of fact my condoms do have the presidential seal on them
Hey, want to see the Eagles beak get real big
(ha ha ha ha ha)
Note to myself
Nail her later
(Chorus)
A little bit of Monica ohhh no more
A little bit of Kathleen out the door
Jennifer Lopez in my bed
A little bit of Hillary now im dead
Oh I do love New York,
Won't you please elect my wife?
You know, get her out of the house?
Because I've got yardwork to do
Yeah that's right, yardwork.
Excuse me, Bimbo number 6?
Where would the world be without copy and paste??
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