World Record Thread

Because I'm evil.

What's UA anyway. I guess some sort of military test?

Oh wait I dont care.

Because I'm evil!

It's a urine test...they tell you to pee inside this one small ass cup, then you give it to the nurse which turns around and gives it to the doctor which turns around and drinks it...and if his head pops out and he sees his shadow, then 5 more weeks of winter! But if he gets high...then that means his urine has weed in it.

You about as evil as a stoned easter bunny.
A UA is a urine analysis test. Drug test.

Or was it 6 weeks...?

One time when I was at the doctor, waiting in the waiting room, some lady started stripping. Then elephants came and trampled the women to death

OMFG!!! That EXACT same shit happend to me! Except for the "stripping and elephants trampling" part.

There's almost two thousand pages of this damn thread... Holy ass.

Ya, it really is the longest thread I've seen in any forum.

Close to 1000 for me (I use "40 posts per page" option).

There's almost two thousand pages of this damn thread... Holy ass.

Technically, isn't every ass "holy"?

I just owned kaos on aim

I just owned kaos on aim

Lol, if you think that's owning you should see what I have in store for you...

Dude bring it, I'm guessing either your saving your pennies for your little "hacker buddies" to try and break into my computer, or steal my aim account, whatever the deal is, you can't/won't get onto my computer or steal any of my information, I guarntee it.

Post the transcript and I'll believe you

Closed aim, don't have it

Then you are lying! You must be a jew!

Hide the nestle!