Best Quotes from...Anything

Shenanigans?

"no matter how far a jackass travels it will never return a horse" batou

"only to things can survive a nuclear war cockroaches and twinkies" peter
same episode
"with out guns who would our forefathers solved there problems" peter

Bad Dudes




Battle Rangers




Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga





Final Fantasy 4

I had a bard on Everquest II named Spoony for a while.

On that line: http://zanyvg.overclocked.org/

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Dean Martin


Also, another Winston Churchill one:
"Sir, you are drunk."
- Lady Astor to Winston Churchill.

"Yes, and you, madam, are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober."
- Winston Churchill's reply


And finally: They only call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.

-Richard Dawkins

Bending over wasn't a problem for me.