They're after me #2 - Ice cream rage

I'm not going to read it, but you should include me also.

Some kind of unimportant side character. "I saw DFD run, flailing his penis at traffic as he went, and I noticed `Insolence` in one of the cars. He looked almost jelous of the size of DFD's penis, but decided his was of modest size and began to ignore him."

DFD's penis should be cut off (circumcision gone too far)

What size knife would you need for that?

Edit:

Paring Knife

is adequate. Personally, since I like super big swords, I'd like to use a Katana, but that may be a bit extreme.

I'm not going to read it, but you should include me also. Some kind of unimportant side character. "I saw DFD run, flailing his penis at traffic as he went, and I noticed `Insolence` in one of the cars. He looked almost jelous of the size of DFD's penis, but decided his was of modest size and began to ignore him."

I swear to God, you're straight up homosexual.

You're straight up funny, gay-bot!

Did anyone see my joke about DFD having a small penis? Maybe I should have said paring knife...

Paring knife would've been funny, but yeah I noticed it.

However now it's too late and you just killed any chance of editing it in and making it look like your original post to make it funny. Now it's just dumb.

I'm not joking. I think you're a faggot.

Who said I was joking about you Thanafunny?