Design me a computer!

Get fan controllers (Which really are just variable resistors )

I believe there are programs that can do that, for free?

But I do have to admit, fan controllers are so fucking hot, but I just want to cut corners WHEREEVER I can, and I don't think liquid cooling is feasable(sp).

Nope, there are programs that can MONITOR them, but I haven't heard of any program that can actually lower the voltages delivered to your fans by software.

Speedfan (I use it to monitor my CPU/GPU ect. temp) has options to do it, but strangely I just went to verify it, and it freezes when I get there... my computer never freezes.

I'm fairly sure you can't through software, but I could've sworn I saw it.

It must be for the CPU fan, because the CPU fan draws power from the motherboard, which voltage could possibly be controlled by software.

Aye, I believe it has different fan settings for each CPU load % 40,80,100... which is basically what a fan controller is?

I just crank it to max because I have like super tolerance for noise