My Conspiracy

Well to me everything is a conspiracy I don't trust a lot of things or a lot of people. First of being Oreo Doublestuffed Cookies why would they stuff just more stuffing in the cookie. I believe there are drugs hidden inside which are being smuggled over the boarder to the Mexico Druglords. The leader of it could be none other then John Kerry which is part of a strange cult that only marrys people for there Ketchup. That Ketchup will be used later to form a new type of Atomic Bomb. Which he will use to blackmail president George Bush so that he could win the Election in 2004. I'm afraid once that happens there will be no stopping this ketchup craving mad man who will take over the world as we know it and form us to work in mines as his slaves. He will ally with the South American Communist and the Klu Klux Klan. I mean what kind of name is John Kerry? Eh? To me all that spells out is Horny Jerk. We must hurry and form a rebellion! Who IS WITH ME!!?!?!

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.