Dilemma: tits or ass

Salary
Ease of seduction
PERSONALITY (T n A)


That's my three most important ones.

Tit's are out of this world. They rock.

I'd put salary in the middle

Ass. You see plenty of chicks with bad implants, stretched out boobs, veins all over the place, rock hard, looking ready to burst. Just gross. However, I have never once in my life seen an "ass implant" that looks horribly awry. Probably because I don't think they even exist.

Either way, the ass on a hot chick either looks good or it doesn't exist at all. The hooters on a hot chick can look nice, nonexistant or repugnant. The logic seems pretty obvious to me.

Ass implants do exist, I remember seeing something on the Discovery channel a long time ago...

Thank god I no longer watch TV.

This is true, they definitely exist.

Salary is not that important to me, since I plan on being the bread maker of the house anyway.

Salary is not that important to me, since I plan on being the bread maker of the house anyway.

I could definitely deal with having a sugar-mama.

I plan sitting on my ass and eating steak and watching reruns of That Seventies Show, while my sexy wife makes millions and sucks my erect penis.