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Posted 2004-07-21, 06:57 AM in reply to Penguin's post "Life simulator"
0 years old
I was born a girl in the city of Kandahar in Afghanistan's
South-east Region.

My parents have named me Abida. My surname is Abdul-
Hafeez Kardar. My mother, Nadira, is 21 and my father,
Rafiq, is 26. I have a sister, Rashida, who is 1.

From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for
extraordinary artistic ability, extraordinary musical ability and
extraordinary good looks.

1 year old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.

Peace.

My sister Rashida has had measles.

2 years old
Brother Salim born.

3 years old
4 years old
My sister Rashida began school.

5 years old
A major earthquake has hit Afghanistan. 38 people have
died and 32No000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Sister Mirvat born.

6 years old
Not sent to school.

7 years old
My brother Salim began school.

8 years old
9 years old
10 years old
Sister Saeeda born.

My sister Mirvat began school.

My sister Saeeda has died at age 1 from pneumonia.

11 years old
Decided to steal.

12 years old
Killed trying to save a friend.
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Posted 2004-07-21, 07:21 AM in reply to Chruser's post starting "0 years old I was born a girl in the..."
Hahaha.

0 years old
I was born a girl in the town of Göteborg in Sweden's Göteborg och Bohus County.

My parents have named me Ebba. My surname is Dahlin. My mother, Erika, is 23 and my father, Kjell, is 26. I have a sister, Emma, who is 1.

From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary artistic ability, extraordinary musical ability and extraordinary good looks.

1 year old
2 years old
3 years old
4 years old
My sister Emma began school.

5 years old
My mother has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
10 years old
I am suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder.

11 years old
12 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

13 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Karsten Graber.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Karsten Graber.

14 years old
I have been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Harald Rasmussen.

We've begun seeing each other.

15 years old
Ended relationship with Harald Rasmussen.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Daniel Larsen.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Daniel Larsen.

My sister's boyfriend Karl has graduated from secondary school.

My sister's boyfriend Karl has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

16 years old
My mother has arthritis of the knee.

My sister Emma has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Emma has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

17 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

18 years old
I am suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Graduated from secondary school.

Began college.

19 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Avoided drinking alcohol.

20 years old
21 years old
22 years old
Graduated from college with a degree in Art.

Failed the graduate school entrance examination.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

My sister Emma has colon cancer.

23 years old
Began work as a domestic helper.

Decided to look for a job.

24 years old
Helped out an indigent person.

My sister Emma has died at age 26 from colon cancer.

25 years old
26 years old
27 years old
Avoided cleaning up someone else's mess.

28 years old
29 years old
30 years old
I have been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

31 years old
32 years old
33 years old
I have arthritis of the knee.

34 years old
My father has prostate cancer.

35 years old
My father has died at age 62 from prostate cancer.

36 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Karl Mikkelsen.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Karl Mikkelsen.

37 years old
38 years old
39 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Eggert Graber.

We've begun seeing each other.

40 years old
I have diabetes.

41 years old
42 years old
Eggert Graber broke off our relationship.

43 years old
44 years old
45 years old
46 years old
47 years old
48 years old
49 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Tomas Carlsson.

We've begun seeing each other.

My boyfriend Tomas has died at age 56 from suicide.

50 years old
51 years old
52 years old
53 years old
54 years old
My mother has ischemic heart disease.

55 years old
I have breast cancer.

My mother has died at age 79 from a heart attack.

56 years old
57 years old
58 years old
Died at age 58 from breast cancer.
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Posted 2004-07-21, 07:41 AM in reply to Chruser's post starting "Hahaha. 0 years old I was born a..."
I kept on getting tourtured from the damn chinese govnt.
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Posted 2004-07-21, 07:45 AM in reply to Chruser's post starting "Hahaha. 0 years old I was born a..."
0 years old
I was born a girl in the city of Abilene in the state of Texas in the United States.

My parents have named me Michelle. My surname is Perkins. My mother, Janet, is 29 and my father, Matthew, is 34. I have a brother, Fred, who is 6.

From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary artistic ability and extraordinary good looks.

1 year old
2 years old
3 years old
4 years old
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
My mother has ovarian cancer.

9 years old
My mother has died at age 39 from ovarian cancer.

10 years old
My brother Fred has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

My brother's girlfriend Deborah has graduated from secondary school.

My brother's girlfriend Deborah has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

11 years old
Held back a year in school.

My brother Fred has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Fred began college.

Deborah Harper and my brother Fred are now engaged to be married.

Deborah Harper and my brother Fred have married.

My brother Fred's wife Deborah began college.

My brother Fred's wife Deborah has been placed on academic probation.

12 years old
My brother Fred has been placed on academic probation.

My brother Fred's wife Deborah has been expelled from college.

13 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Ronald Wenger.

We've begun seeing each other.

My father has diabetes.

14 years old
Avoided an indigent person.

Ronald Wenger broke off our relationship.

15 years old
I was robbed.

16 years old
Took up smoking.

My brother Fred has graduated from college with a degree in Biology.

My brother Fred has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

17 years old
18 years old
I was raped.

Held back a year in school.

Daughter Julia born.

19 years old
Dropped out of school.

20 years old
Decided to look for a job.

21 years old
My daughter Julia has had measles.

22 years old
23 years old
My daughter Julia began school.

24 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

Met a new man I like very much, named Martin Martin.

We've begun seeing each other.

25 years old
26 years old
I was raped.

27 years old
I've become an alcoholic.

My father has died at age 62 from diabetes.

28 years old
Need to look for a job.

29 years old
Need to look for a job.

My brother Fred has moved out on his own.

30 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.

Decided not to give money to charity.

My boyfriend Martin and I are now engaged..

31 years old
Martin Martin and I got married this year.

32 years old
Dawn born to Deborah Harper

33 years old
My husband Martin died from an infection.

34 years old
My brother Fred has been injured in a mishap and suffered some nerve damage..

My brother Fred has been hurt in an accident.

My daughter's boyfriend Benjamin has graduated from secondary school.

My daughter's boyfriend Benjamin began college.

35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My daughter Julia has graduated from secondary school.

My daughter Julia began college.

36 years old
37 years old
My brother Fred's wife Deborah has died at age 45 from suicide.

38 years old
Applied for and received public assistance.

My daughter's boyfriend Benjamin has graduated from college with a degree in Art.

My daughter's boyfriend Benjamin has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

39 years old
Responded with verbal abuse in an argument.

Assaulted someone during an argument.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Retired.

My daughter Julia has graduated from college with a degree in Literature.

My daughter Julia has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

40 years old
I have been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

Decided not to give money to charity.

My daughter Julia has moved out on her own.

41 years old
42 years old
43 years old
I was raped.

Refused to risk money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

44 years old
Benjamin Holmes and my daughter Julia have married.

45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

46 years old
I died from an infection.
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Posted 2004-07-21, 07:45 AM in reply to Chruser's post starting "0 years old I was born a girl in the..."
0 years old
I was born a girl in the city of Mangalore in the state of Karnataka in India.

My parents have named me Anuradha. My surname is Ghosal. My mother, Bijal, is 21 and my father, Lakshmana, is 26. I have no brothers or sisters.

1 year old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.

Peace.

2 years old
3 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 687 people have died and 2,300,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

The flood has hit my area.

Flood victim.

Brother Abhidyu born.

4 years old
Brother Mohan born.

5 years old
6 years old
You have pertussis (whooping cough).

A major flood has hit India. 488 people have died and 38,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Not sent to school.

7 years old
8 years old
A major tropical storm has hit India. 313 people have died and 2,200,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

9 years old
Tried to get a job but I was too young.

My brother Mohan began school.

10 years old
11 years old
A major tropical storm has hit India. 346 people have died and 2,700,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

12 years old
A major flood has hit India. 35 people have died and 25,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit India. 29 people have died and 1,600,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Cleaned up someone else's mess.

Began work as a musician.

13 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Yashaskar Surti.

We've begun seeing each other.

14 years old
A major flood has hit India. 38 people have died and 32,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My brother Mohan has skipped a year in school.

15 years old
You have cervicitis due to a gonorrhea infection.

Sporadic localized fighting in Gujarat state.

Ended relationship with Yashaskar Surti.

16 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Vatsyayana Rai.

We've begun seeing each other.

My parents don't approve of Vatsyayana Rai.

Ended my relationship with boyfriend Vatsyayana.

My father has appendicitis.

17 years old
Peace.

Received a 1% pay raise.

My father has been cured of appendicitis.

My brother's girlfriend Anila has skipped a year in school.

18 years old
I was raped.

Avoided drinking alcohol.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Ganpat Nasir.

We've begun seeing each other.

My parents don't approve of Ganpat Nasir.

Ended my relationship with boyfriend Ganpat.

19 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Anil Nasir.

We've begun seeing each other.

My brother's girlfriend Chandra has graduated from secondary school.

My brother's girlfriend Chandra has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

20 years old
I have been cured of urethritis.

Helped out a beggar.

Moved away from home.

My father has been cured of depression.

My brother Mohan has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Mohan has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

My brother's girlfriend Aja has graduated from secondary school.

My brother's girlfriend Aja has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

21 years old
A major flood has hit India. 1,056 people have died and 26,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Civil war in Maharashtra state.

Avoided drinking alcohol.

Lost my boyfriend Anil by being too forward.

Chandra Nehru and my brother Abhidyu are now engaged to be married.

Chandra Nehru and my brother Abhidyu have married.

22 years old
Peace.

Met a new man I like very much, named Mahadev Imani.

Rejected by Mahadev Imani.

My brother Abhidyu has moved out on his own.

My brother Mohan has moved out on his own.

23 years old
Aja Dawar and my brother Mohan are now engaged to be married.

24 years old
25 years old
Began work as an artist.

Decided not to give money to charity.

A major flood has hit India. 49 people have died and 47,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

26 years old
Denied a raise.

Met a new man I like very much, named Rajesh Jasmit.

We've begun seeing each other.

27 years old
Rajesh Jasmit broke off our relationship.

Met a new man I like very much, named Hiral Nuregesan.

Rejected by Hiral Nuregesan.

28 years old
Aja Dawar and my brother Mohan are now engaged to be married.

29 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Hari Davuluri.

We've begun seeing each other.

30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My boyfriend Hari and I are now engaged..

The engagement is over and my boyfriend Hari and I've gone our separate ways.

Met a new man I like very much, named Kalya Kabir.

We've begun seeing each other.

Aja Dawar and my brother Mohan have married.

31 years old
My boyfriend Kalya and I are now engaged..

Kalya Kabir and I got married this year.

32 years old
Daughter Anuradha born.

33 years old
Denied a raise.

My father has been injured in a mishap and suffered some nerve damage..

My father has been hurt in an accident.

34 years old
Invested 2 rupees in high-risk stock.

My father has reduced vision from cataracts.

35 years old
36 years old
Invested 5 rupees in bond fund.

Cashed in 1 rupees from high-risk stock.

37 years old
My husband slapped me.

Invested 1 rupees in land.

My father has diabetes.

Mohandas born to Chandra Nehru

My Mohandas has been born with Down syndrome.

Lakshmana born to Aja Dawar

My Lakshmana has died at age 0 from congenital syphilis.

My daughter Anuradha began school.

38 years old
Cashed in 5 rupees from bond fund.

Cashed in 1 rupees from land.

Invested 48610 rupees in land.

My father has died at age 65 from diabetes.

My brother Mohan's wife Aja has been cured of syphilis.

39 years old
I have contracted leprosy.

Heavy localized fighting in West Bengal state.

Anila born to Chandra Nehru

My brother Mohan has hookworm.

40 years old
Peace.

Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort.

My mother has died at age 62 from stomach cancer.

Inherited money from my parents.

My brother Mohan has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

41 years old
My leprosy has become permanently disabling.

Invested 100000 rupees in high-risk stock.

Nandan born to Chandra Nehru

My husband Kalya has a peptic ulcer.

42 years old
My husband Kalya has reduced vision from cataracts.

My husband Kalya has been cured of peptic ulcer.

43 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Maharashtra state.

My husband Kalya has been cured of cataracts.

44 years old
Peace.

Denied a raise.

45 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.

A major tropical storm has hit India. 187 people have died and 1,400,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

My husband hit me with a brick.

46 years old
47 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

A major tropical storm has hit India. 33 people have died and 1,400,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

48 years old
Civil war in Meghalaya state.

My 's boyfriend Ashok has graduated from secondary school.

My 's boyfriend Ashok has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

49 years old
My brother Abhidyu's wife Chandra has ischemic heart disease.

My daughter Anuradha has graduated from secondary school.

My daughter Anuradha has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

Ashok Chittoor and my daughter Anuradha have married.

My daughter Anuradha's husband Ashok has hookworm.

50 years old
My brother Abhidyu's wife Chandra has died at age 49 from a heart attack.

My daughter Anuradha has moved out on her own.

My daughter Anuradha's husband Ashok has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

51 years old
Died at age 51 from leprosy.
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Posted 2004-07-21, 08:19 AM in reply to Vollstrecker's post starting "0 years old I was born a girl in the..."
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0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Shaoxing in China's Zhejiang Province.

My parents have named me Wei-qian. My surname is Bai. My mother, Jun, is 21 and my father, Hsu, is 23. I have a sister, Wei-min, who is 1.

From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for exceptional physical strength.

1 year old
Sister Qiu-rui born.

2 years old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.

You have pertussis (whooping cough).

3 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.

Brother Kang born.

4 years old
My sister Wei-min began school.

5 years old
6 years old
Decided to steal.

Began school.

My sister Qiu-rui began school.

7 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 4,570 people have died and 18,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Sister Xue-di born.

8 years old
Civil war in Kansu province.

My brother Kang began school.

9 years old
10 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 128 people have died and 25,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

11 years old
Peace.

12 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Jiangsu province.

Avoided cleaning up someone else's mess.

My sister Xue-di began school.

13 years old
Lied to avoid offending a friend.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Wang Wen.

We've begun seeing each other.

14 years old
My sister Qiu-rui has roundworms.

15 years old
Peace.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

My sister Qiu-rui has been cured of ascariasis.

My girlfriend Wen has skipped a year in school.

16 years old
My sister Wei-min has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Wei-min has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

My sister's boyfriend Kang has graduated from secondary school.

My sister's boyfriend Kang has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

My girlfriend Wen has graduated from secondary school.

My girlfriend Wen has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

17 years old
Wang Wen broke off our relationship.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Kung Wei.

Rejected by Kung Wei.

My sister Wei-min has moved out on her own.

18 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 11,878 Chinese soldiers have been killed.

Decided to steal.

Stole goods worth 28,741 yuan.

Graduated from secondary school.

Failed the college entrance examinations.

Failed to qualify for vocational school.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a military sergeant.

Received a 4% pay raise.

Moved away from home.

Inducted into the military.

My sister Qiu-rui has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Qiu-rui has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

19 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Geng Chwun-yu.

Rejected by Geng Chwun-yu.

My sister's boyfriend Fa-hsien has suffered an epileptic seizure.

20 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Peace.

Responded with verbal abuse in an argument.

Assaulted someone during an argument.

My brother Kang has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Kang has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

21 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 3,808 people have died and 14,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Sporadic localized fighting in Kansu province.

Avoided using drugs.

Received a 5% pay raise.

My brother Kang has moved out on his own.

My sister's boyfriend Li-ben has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

22 years old
Avoided using drugs.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

Invested 41 yuan in a bank account.

My sister's boyfriend Kang has been injured in a mishap and suffered some nerve damage..

My sister's boyfriend Kang has been hurt in an accident.

23 years old
Avoided using drugs.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Pai Li-ping.

We've begun seeing each other.

Left the military.

Began work as a customs official.

My sister's boyfriend Li-ben has graduated from secondary school.

My sister's boyfriend Li-ben has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

24 years old
Peace.

Denied a raise.

My sister Qiu-rui has moved out on her own.

Wong Kang and my sister Qiu-rui have married.

My sister Xue-di has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Xue-di has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1,649 people have died and 20,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Sporadic localized fighting in Fujian province.

Decided to use my job illegally to make money.

Caught illegally getting extra money from work.

Sentenced to two years of probation.

My girlfriend Li-ping is not ready for marriage.

My sister Xue-di has moved out on her own.

26 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 171 people have died and 4,600,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Kept a wallet I found without trying to find the owner.

Li-ping and I are now engaged..

Pai Li-ping and I got married this year.

Bao Li-ben and my sister Xue-di have married.

27 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 33 people have died and 2,500,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Invested 9000 yuan in land.

My brother's girlfriend Wan has arthritis of the knee.

My sister Xue-di has appendicitis.

28 years old
My sister Xue-di has been cured of appendicitis.

Xu born to Xue-di Bao

29 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 296 people have died and 17,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit China. 110 people have died and 3,800,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Received a 6% pay raise.

Yee Wan and my brother Kang are now engaged to be married.

Qing born to Xue-di Bao

30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Dung Kai-shek and my sister Wei-min have married.

Yee Wan and my brother Kang have married.

My sister Xue-di's husband Li-ben has given up drugs.

31 years old
Denied a raise.

32 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 64 people have died and 1,800,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

33 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 2,490 people have died and 13,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Received a 4% pay raise.

Invested 5000 yuan in a bank account.

Zi born to Qiu-rui Wong

34 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 20 people have died and 1,400,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Wife pregnant.

Xian born to Wei-min Dung

My sister Wei-min's husband Kai-shek has been assaulted and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in permanent limp.

Li born to Xue-di Bao

Son Jin born.

35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

36 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 11 people have died and 3,800,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Denied a raise.

Wei-qian born to Xue-di Bao

37 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 141 people have died and 5,200,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

38 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 156 people have died and 5,400,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Saved myself some money with a "white lie".

39 years old
Hu-lan born to Yee Wan

My wife Li-ping has been cured of depression.

40 years old
Began work as a safety inspector.

Decided not to give money to charity.

A famine or food shortage has hit China. 187 people have died and 37,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My son Jin began school.

41 years old
Peace.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Invested 4000 yuan in high-risk stock.

42 years old
Denied a raise.

43 years old
Lost my investment in land.

My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 16,929 Chinese soldiers have been killed.

Decided to steal.

Stole goods worth 112 yuan.

Kit-ling born to Xue-di Bao

44 years old
Peace.

Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

My sister Wei-min has died at age 46 from a stroke.

45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1,486 people have died and 18,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit China. 60 people have died and 4,200,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Zuo born to Xue-di Bao

46 years old
Denied a raise.

47 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 116 people have died and 1,700,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Received a 4% pay raise.

48 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 62 people have died and 3,400,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Cashed in 0 yuan from land.

Cashed in 5384 yuan from high-risk stock.

Cashed in 41 yuan from a bank account.

Invested 10000 yuan in mutual fund.

49 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 78 people have died and 2,700,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

50 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

51 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 230 people have died and 5,300,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Received a 4% pay raise.

My sister Xue-di has given up drinking.

My sister Xue-di's husband Li-ben has chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

My son's girlfriend Mei-li has graduated from secondary school.

My son's girlfriend Mei-li has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

52 years old
My mother has colon cancer.

My father has died at age 76 from a stroke.

My sister Xue-di's husband Li-ben has died at age 47 from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

My son Jin has graduated from secondary school.

My son Jin has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

53 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

My sister Wei-min's husband Kai-shek has died at age 58 from a stroke.

My son's girlfriend Ya-ping has graduated from secondary school.

My son's girlfriend Ya-ping has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

54 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 218 people have died and 7,700,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My mother has died at age 76 from colon cancer.

Inherited money from my parents.

55 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

56 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 96 people have died and 3,900,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My son Jin has moved out on his own.

57 years old
Cashed in 6349 yuan from a bank account.

A famine or food shortage has hit China. 143 people have died and 21,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

58 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

59 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 2 people have died and 1,300,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Sporadic localized fighting in Hubei province.

My sister Qiu-rui's husband Kang has died at age 61 from an accident caused by senile dementia.

60 years old
Cashed in 24500 yuan from mutual fund.

Decided not to give money to charity.

Peace.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Denied a raise.

Chang De and my son Jin are now engaged to be married.

Chang De and my son Jin have married.

61 years old
Avoided donating to a disaster relief charity.

My sister Qiu-rui has lung cancer.

My brother Kang's wife Wan has arthritis of the hip.

62 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Denied a raise.

My brother Kang has arthritis of the knee.

63 years old
My sister Xue-di has hookworm.

My son Jin's wife De has roundworms.

64 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Denied a raise.

My sister Xue-di has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

My son Jin's wife De has been cured of ascariasis.

65 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My sister Qiu-rui has died at age 65 from lung cancer.

66 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 2,416 people have died and 16,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Too old to continue working as a safety inspector.

Began work as a salesperson.

67 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Received a 1% pay raise.

68 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

69 years old
70 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

A famine or food shortage has hit China. 875 people have died and 17,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

71 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

72 years old
Invested 15000 yuan in land.

Xiao-Xia born to Chang De

73 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

74 years old
75 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Civil war in Shandong province.

76 years old
My brother Kang has died at age 74 from a stroke.

77 years old
Denied a raise.

78 years old
I died from an infection.
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Posted 2004-07-21, 08:42 AM in reply to Vollstrecker's post starting "1 more.... 0 years old I was born a..."
Why did you keep denying a raise? Afraid of Karma?
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What is it they say about silence being golden?
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Posted 2004-07-21, 04:10 PM in reply to Medieval Bob's post starting "Why did you keep denying a raise? ..."
Medieval Bob said:
Why did you keep denying a raise? Afraid of Karma?
I asked for a raise, and was denied.
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