The Holiday of Fireworks

I have about 10 roman candles and several hundred bottle rockets I got for christmas, but I can't get my hands on the good fireworks. I would have to get one of my friends or parents to drive me to South Dakota (4 hour drive) just to get them, and I am broke.

Make a potato gun and load it with cement filled hairspray cans get some fuel and......

nevermind... this is about fireworks, not killing people for no apparent reason.

Potato guns are cool.

Homemade stuff like potato guns are cool plus they don't cost so much... I dont have any money for fireworks.

fireworks are illegal in the town i live

Kagom, so the fuck what. Be an American, and shoot some damn fireworks. They are illegal here, but I set fireworks off every week, and I live in the suburbs.

Usually I end up going to Missouri to get better shit, they don't sell good fireworks in Illinois.