I heart Pixy Stix

I've recently cut all candy from my diet. I haven't touched any of that crap in about two months, and I intend to keep it that way. Not because I need to get on a healthier diet, but because I don't like the idea of my teeth falling out of my skull in 20 years.

However, back in my candy days, I was a fan of Nerds, Twizzlers Pull n' Peel and those "Bug City" tarts that came in the plastic bug jar.

I remember in Jr High when those dumass kids would snort pixie stick dust into their nose and laugh about it, fukin noobs.

But besides that, they're pretty good

I remember in Jr High when those dumass kids would snort pixie stick dust into their nose and laugh about it, fukin noobs. But besides that, they're pretty good

The drummer in my band snorts far worse than that. Salt, pepper, chilli powder and Lemon Pico to be precise.

I love Pixie Stix. Like Sinbad said "Koolaid in a straw." I like the big ones better. They have a whole lot more sugar, but I go down to BudgetMart and buy a couple packs of pixie stix every once and awhile.

Pop Rocks = best!

The drummer in my band snorts far worse than that. Salt, pepper, chilli powder and Lemon Pico to be precise.

My friend snorts shrimp ramen. That's GG on the "Name a dumbass you know" contest.