Peanut Butter

Oh how I love Peanut Butter.
The soft gooey paste, makes even
The shittiest slice of bread heaven.
How I love it on toast, that's the best.
Peanut Butter and jelly; need I say more?
It's a match made in heaven, or might I say
Hell, for the paste is almost too addicting.
Much like a well-made Barbecue Sauce,
Peanut Butter becomes addicting immediately
Upon consumption. For those of us who
Seek the solitude of excercise, Peanut Butter
Excels in its nutritional content. Be warned,
Of its powerful addictive properties that is,
For no man (nor any female equivalent of a man)
Has ever escaped its clutches. Lives are lost.
Wars have been fought. All for a piece of bread.
And some good old fashioned...

PEANUT BUTTER.