Peanut Butter

Profile · Posted 2003-10-22, 01:26 AM

Oh how I love Peanut Butter.
The soft gooey paste, makes even
The shittiest slice of bread heaven.
How I love it on toast, that's the best.
Peanut Butter and jelly; need I say more?
It's a match made in heaven, or might I say
Hell, for the paste is almost too addicting.
Much like a well-made Barbecue Sauce,
Peanut Butter becomes addicting immediately
Upon consumption. For those of us who
Seek the solitude of excercise, Peanut Butter
Excels in its nutritional content. Be warned,
Of its powerful addictive properties that is,
For no man (nor any female equivalent of a man)
Has ever escaped its clutches. Lives are lost.
Wars have been fought. All for a piece of bread.
And some good old fashioned...

PEANUT BUTTER.

Mantralord · Posted 2003-10-23, 06:42 AM in reply to Mantralord's post "Peanut Butter"

LOL, damn straight

Mantralord · Posted 2003-10-23, 06:54 AM in reply to Mantralord's post "Peanut Butter"

I don't like peanut butter too much.

Mantralord · Posted 2003-10-23, 08:00 AM in reply to Mantralord's post "Peanut Butter"

!King_Amazon! said:

I don't like peanut butter too much.

Mantralord · Posted 2003-10-23, 10:12 AM in reply to Mantralord's post "Peanut Butter"

Well, it sure beats Raziel's poems.

Mantralord · Posted 2003-10-24, 04:41 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Peanut Butter"

i have to say this but i think ill get banned for it

a few days ago in class, my us history teacher was talking about the Meat Inspection Act and we learned how many bug/rat/chemicals are in what they ate back then...and what we eat today

Peanut Butter = a minimal of 30 bug body parts in every 100 grams. gg but i still like it, and it makes u wonder what is in that chocolate peanut butter...

Mantralord · Posted 2003-10-24, 04:44 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Peanut Butter"

I hate peanut butter.

Mantralord · Posted 2003-10-25, 02:34 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Peanut Butter"

dont hate it... bugs is what gives food its taste

why else do u think peanut butter was so good

Mantralord · Posted 2003-10-25, 05:50 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Peanut Butter"

WTF is this doing in Literature???

Mantralord · Posted 2003-10-25, 05:52 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Peanut Butter"

uncapped said:

!King_Amazon! said:

I don't like peanut butter too much.

Mantralord · Posted 2003-10-25, 06:01 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Peanut Butter"

You people that don't like peanut butter are the same kind of people that say "dude" every other sentence. Jocks.

Mantralord · Posted 2003-10-25, 06:13 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Peanut Butter"

mantralord said:

Well, it sure beats Raziel's poems.

You will pay dearly for that.

Mantralord · Posted 2003-10-25, 06:17 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Peanut Butter"

When did Raziel make a poem? Raziel I never knew... Do you have a tutu too?

Mantralord · Posted 2003-10-25, 07:22 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Peanut Butter"

Kuja, shut up, this isn't the place. Go back to your home in the chat forum.

Mantralord · Posted 2003-10-25, 07:38 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Peanut Butter"

What I do? Oh I forgot who is the master spammer. Not you of course. Its not my home, its just really active.

Mantralord · Posted 2003-10-25, 07:54 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Peanut Butter"

Kuja`s #1 said:

When did Raziel make a poem? Raziel I never knew... Do you have a tutu too?

What you said was innapropriate.

Mantralord · Posted 2003-10-25, 07:57 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Peanut Butter"

Tch....fine.

I don't like peanut butter. And if I do eat it, its the creamy kind.

Mantralord · Posted 2003-10-26, 10:54 AM in reply to Mantralord's post "Peanut Butter"

creamy > chunky
creamy with chocolate > creamy
chunky > kuja #1

i havent read raziel's poems, so imma do that after i drink mah tea and eat my...

peanut butter / jellay sammich

about mantralords post earlier , if u seen that movie Baseketball, its funny as hell cuz at one part they are like
-Dude
-DUDE
-dude...
-dude
-dude!
-dude!!!!
-dude!
-gasp
-DUDE
-yeah u have a point there

lmfao

Mantralord · Posted 2003-10-26, 11:44 AM in reply to Mantralord's post "Peanut Butter"

How old are you again?

Mantralord · Posted 2003-10-26, 11:46 AM in reply to Mantralord's post "Peanut Butter"

Chunky kind is actually kind of good, but creamy isn't very.

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