20 Questions

Uncommon Knowledge about a penis

Can it fit in an envelope? I say Yes.
Is it awake at night? I say Yes.
Can you eat off of it? I say Yes.
Can you see it in a zoo? I say Yes.
Can you drink from it? I say Yes.
Does it come from something larger? I say Yes.
Do you use it when it rains? I say Yes.
Can you sit on it? I say Yes.
Is it delicious? I say Yes.
Can you make money by selling it? I say Yes.
Does it have a title? I say Yes.
Is it formed from carbon? I say Yes.
Can you use it to hit something? I say Yes.
Is it used by a baby? I say Yes.
Does it taste good? I say Yes.
Is it slippery? I say Yes.

Does your mother know what you are thinking about?
I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but,
I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?

28. Does it come in many varieties? Probably.
27. Are there many different sorts of it? Probably.
26. Is it round? No.
25. Do you use it in public? No.
24. Is it made in many different styles? No.
23. Can it be easily moved? Yes.
22. Is it a common household object? No.
21. Can you put something into it? No.
20. I guess it a crush (in love)? No.
19. Can you find it in a church? Probably.
18. Is it flat? No.
17. Is it pleasurable? Yes.
16. Can you buy it at a store? No.
15. Would you use it in the dark? Yes.
14. Do most people use this daily? Yes.
13. Is it smooth? Yes.
12. Do you use it at work? No.
11. Is it outside? No.
10. Do you clean it regularly? Yes.
9. Can it be washed? Yes.
8. Can it be stolen? No.
7. Is it heavy? Yes.
6. Would you pay to use it? No.
5. Is it small? No.
4. Is it flexible? No.
3. Is it shiny? No.
2. Does it break if dropped? No.
1. It is classified as Other.