Job Interviews...How to NOT get the job.

Alright, here's the scenario:

You go in for a job interview.

You really wanna screw up badly so you DON'T get the job...but how?

(PLEASE be mature about this one i.e.- no "Whip out your cock" or "Piss on him" or "Gay sex0r...etc.")

Here's mine:

Walk in, rush straight to the nearest phone, dial 9-1-1, and say "Man down, man down!!!"



-PozerPunk (Can't wait)

Start asking the boss/interviewer what makes HIM qualified to be in charge.

walk in slowly and then jab him in the eye with your thumb! After that jump around his office and burn his papers and then whip it out, whip out that bottle of cheeze whizz and put it all over the wall saying "ZELARON ROXXORZ JOO"

rofl... i like all of them... but ya... u can always just say... i'm a bum and i want you

tell him a knock-knock joke

knock-knock

whos there?

me, the guy who slept with your mother last night

ask him if he saw last nights episode of insomniac with dave atell

rofl

Occasionally shout out as loud as you can"ZELARON R0XX0RZ J00 R B0XX0RZ!". Or, as you leave, tell him you love him

Boss: It was nice seeing you
You: Nice seeing you to. Goodbye! I love you!
Boss:...

rofl... just say Zelaron ownz j00 and u suxx0r and u'll be outta there

Har har har!

So far the best is the "I love you" one...bwahhahahahha.

Keep em commin!

-PozerPunk (Commin...not the orgasm)

no orgasm? damn. there goes my night. u could also walk in with just a blazer on, no shirt underneath. unless ur applying at chippendales, that mite do it

Originally posted by Randuin rofl... just say Zelaron ownz j00 and u suxx0r and u'll be outta there

nah, they wont realize how much this place sucks until they actually come here.

go nekkid

Well I don't know about that...

Cause if I walked in naked...they'd hire me in a second.



-PozerPunk (I'm a sexy beast)

you mean you actually went for that ugliest person when naked job?

lol ouch. hmmm... maybe if u went in with ur jacket on backwards and sat there drooling on the desk, whilst eating a banana with the peel still on

or you could insert the banana in your rectum and speak through your arse.

would u be muffled by the banana?

nah it's like talking with a cigar in your mouth. Imagine it.

try to grab the guys dick and if it's a chick grab the boobs... u'll get kicked out instantly