College is neat.

>Composition
>Roman History (with five fucking books I have to read, Jesus Giraffe-licking Christ)
>Improve Theater
>Free Writing

Composition is a pretty dull and difficult hour long class, taught a soothing southern black man who likes to kick people out of class.
Roman History is preached for two and a half hours by a short fat man who loves Pokemon, video games, and furry porn.
Improve Theater is a two hour class where (today) we made a bunch of cocaine jokes and acted out animals from all over the world having an orgy. I forgot my own fucking name three times in the class.
Free Writing is a three hours class where it's literally "Write shit and keep writing, and if you stop I will stab you.".

Fun day.