What sense would you choose?

Actually I was poking at the fact that he said he has "stigmata." Astigmatism and stigmata are not the same thing. Stigmata is when you suddenly develop wounds on your head, back, hands, and feet, resembling the wounds Jesus had when he was crucified.

Well maybe he was also poking fun at the weird name of the "visual distortion" I have, and maybe I don't actually have astigmatism and was poking fun of something else. There seems to be a pattern in all of this. Solution? = Sarcasm tags.