Why is Cali on Fire?

I would have thought San Diego was on fire because it was dry and windy, however James Hartline has a less obvious answer.

They shook their fists at God and said, "We don't care what the Bible says, We want the California school children indoctrinated into homosexuality!" And then Governor Schwarzenegger signed into law the heinous SB777 which bans the use of "mom" and "dad" in the text books and promotes homosexuality to all school children in California. And then the wildfires of Southern California engulfed the land like a raging judgment against the radicalized anti-christian California rebels.

You would think God has better things to do. He could be celebrating the 6011th anniversary of his creation week today. Yes, according to James Ussher, the universe was created on October 23rd, 4004 BC. Or, he could be managing his favorite baseball team. Guess he's just bitter.