I'm the bathroom..

Okay so I'm in the bathroom at work (1 person bathroom, for both genders) and someone walks up and knocks on the door.

So I respond with "Yeah" to signify that someone is using the bathroom

And the lady goes "Oh, is there somebody in here?"

Now i'm thinking ~~what the fuck.. no maybe the toilet talked, how fucking stupid are you?~~

But instead I replied with, "No..." (just to fuck with her brains a bit)

And then she violently starts shaking the door knob and trying to get it open. (I locked it of course) I'm thinking wow this bitch is so fucking stupid, and then told her "YES SOMEBODY'S IN HERE!"

She stops the shaking of the door and goes, Well maybe you should of said SO!

And walked away...


people = stupid