So today at work I had this very heavy set guy ask me if I knew where he could find polyhedrals. I was like "Huh?" He then said "multi-sided die." As if it was too complicated to just fucking say that in the first place. So I told him I'm still unfamiliar with the area. He told me he didn't mean in the store. I kinda glared and said "I wouldn't know in this city. I'm from out of state." At that moment I felt like going "Oh, sir, give me a moment. I want to Magic Missle this goblin to death and search his body for a polyhedral for you. And if he doesn't have it, well then by golly I'll just Magic Missle every last goblin in sight until I find you some polyhedrals."
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