A chat with zelaron about my turrets problems

Zelaron: sucks 2bu
Inferno4567: yeah well wana know what else sucks?
Zelaron: hm?
Inferno4567: Your
Inferno4567: M#M
Inferno4567: thats right YOUR M&M's
Zelaron: riiight
Inferno4567: SMARTIES OWN THEM
Inferno4567: M&M's SUCK
Inferno4567: SMARTIES OWN
Inferno4567: God damit
Inferno4567: forgot my prozak again
Inferno4567: god damn turrets
Zelaron: heh
Inferno4567: :-(
Inferno4567: doesnt go good with the ladies
Inferno4567: i wonder why ?
Inferno4567: dont they like it when we are making out and having s#x and they here
Zelaron: try asking them out before you ask them if they can give you head
Inferno4567: BI#CH F#$KER
Inferno4567: surprised
Inferno4567: :-(
Inferno4567: worked with your mom
Inferno4567: :P
Zelaron: lose your virginity
Zelaron: :\
Inferno4567: ;-)
Zelaron: you might need it :-)
Zelaron: well, not yet
Zelaron: :P

This is only a joke or is it? you judge for yourself if i have turrets

NOTE:I dont