The horrors of late night television.

Even with all the channels that I have on satellite tv, at night there isn't anything good to watch. It's either infomercials, old reruns, shitty low budget movies, then softcore porn movies on the movie chans.

So I'm surfing through my custom channel list and I see a show called Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade NR/AO (L, N, SC). I think to myself "COOL, some stupid little softcore porno to put me to sleep.

Within 2 minutes of me turning to the channel, I'm treated to my first sex scene of the night. I am treated to 5 hot steamy and horny minutes of three lesbians spreading sand over each other. I shit you not. Every crevice was brimming with sand, and they just kept on piling it on and on and on while they would just randomly stare at the camera.

But nooo, noooo, you cant have 5 minutes of vaginal sand smearing without the mandatory 5 minutes of ocean washing! Here I get a repeat of the pervious scene but with saltwater taking the place of sand.

Oh, now it's time for 5 minutes of lotion rubbing.....

I was at least hoping for it te somewhat funny, but am highly disappointed.

Post your late night tv horror stories if you're bored. I'm fucking going to bed.