Well I know WetWired is at least over 18, I'd say mid 20s. He's not an old fat bald guy either. I would think he's like the nerdy guy from office space, can't remember his name(I'm not talking about stapler guy).
Edit: BTW, great idea.
Uh...I believe you have my stapaler.
Probally a twenty year old dude with lots of parents money