Itchy/Tasty

My band's newest song. Lyrics by myself. Enjoy.


"Itchy/Tasty"

Oh God!
Why is there bacon on this sandwich?!
Nobody takes pictures of goats anymore.
I wash my hands with boxes of bleach.
Moss doesn't grow on the southside of trees because property values are so low!

Honey, are you cooking diapers?
Honey, those had better be low-carb.
Honey, does it annoy you that I keep calling you HONEY?!
I think I'll take a bath with the dogs.

My uterus!
Strawberry Shortcake bakes cakes and does the nasty for money.
Tamarind-flavored candy is scraped from Satan's taintstrip.
What are you gonna do next? THE CALCUTTA?
It is actually HURTING MY BRAIN to sing this song.

Crab-based pants are just too itchy.
Pant-based crabs are so damned tasty.

Itchy, tasty, itchy, tasty, itchy, tasty, itchy, tasty.

Y-O-R!
Muddy Bears!
Worms.