Bush Quotes!

Laura and I will thank them from the bottom of my heart.

And the reason why I'm so strong on democracy is democracies don't go to war with each other.

I always jest to people, the Oval Office is the kind of place where people stand outside, they're getting ready to come in and tell me what for, and they walk in and get overwhelmed in the atmosphere, and they say, man, you're looking pretty.

We need an energy bill that encourages consumption

WILL THE HIGHWAYS ON THE INTERNET BECOME MORE FEW?

I'm the master of low expectations.

They misunderestimated me.

Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?

These are some of my all-time favorite quotes from George W. Bush. They are rated: White=dumb, green=stupid, red=clinically retarted.

You're working hard to put food on your family.

Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis.

Everybody in Crawford says hello, starting with Laura. She is doing a fabulous day. I tell people it's because she's from Midland, Texas.

If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow

This is an historic times.

It's only fair if other countries treat us the way they treat them.

The french don't have a word for entreprenuer.

Let me see if I can put this into English, or Texan.

Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

Listen, the other day I was asked about the National Intelligence Estimate, which is a National Intelligence Estimate.

Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.

There is no doubt in my mind that this country cannot achieve any objective we put our mind to.

Coalition forces have encountered serious violence in some areas of Iraq. Our military commanders report that this violence is being insticated by three groups.

It's one thing for he and me to have a personal relationship.

We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.

The benefits of helping somebody is beneficial.

Over 50 percent of our energy comes from overseas. Fortunately, a lot of it comes from Canada.

Vice President mentioned Nigeria is a fledgling democracy. We have to work with Nigeria. That's an important continent.

The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

I'm the master of low expectations.

My mom often used to say, "The trouble with W" -- although she didn't put that to words.


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