Ingrid Newkirk (So I can eat a burger in front of her)
Zoroaster
Buddah
Confucious (spelling?)
Uma Thurman
Samuel L. Jackson
Morgan Freeman (If I still live in Mississippi, I could find his house there...but I'd be turned down probably)
Humphrey Bogart
James Cagney
Eli Whitney
John C. Calhoun (The man needed a few bitch slaps to get some sense in)
Henry Clay (The same reason as Calhoun)
George Washington