The cr*p that is Lenny.

I'm bored.

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I'm so bored, that I've decided to post a lot of my crap.

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What a load of crap this is gonna be. It's gonna wind you guys up no end.

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Let's begin today's session of crap shall we?

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If it is not politically correct to be politically correct then when someone is politically correct they are wrong yet right and maybe a little bit left behind the times whilst being at the right time, therefore they are in two places at once so that causes a rip in Einstein’s space/time continuum, meaning that we are here and there at the same time meaning our present selves are our past ones which are present as pasts which are presents under a Christmas tree. Geddit? No I don’t either.


“Lenstein’s Theory of Moron-onity”

According to my theories, we are all morons moving through space, yet have different levels of moronity. For example, if you score 10 on my moronity scale, then you are the moroniest moron. If you score one, then you are the moroniestless
moron. This is my scale:

11 = Lenny
10 = Moroniest moron of morony morons.
9 = Pre-moroniest moron of morony morons.
8 = Moronier than moronierererer.
7 = Moronierererer.
6 = Moroniererer.
5 = Moronierer.
4 = Moronier.
3 = Moron.
2 = Morony.
1 = Moroniestless.

Therefore, I would be the moroniest moron of moroniest morons of morony morons, for coming up with the idea.



Frogs in Winter.

When it starts to rain, you will see frogs hop over to the nearest pond and jump in. But in winter, ponds freeze over, so when it starts to rain or snow, the frogs will hop over to the nearest pond, jump in headfirst, hit the ice, and give themselves a serious migraine.

Some frogs however, will be stuck in the pond when it ices over, and will eventually drown because of lack of air.

Others stuck in the pond will swim to the bottom, propel themselves upwards towards the ice, hit the ice headfirst, give themselves a serious migraine, float to the bottom and drown because of lack of air.

Some frogs might even start clawing at the sides of the pond, find a bit of loose soil, start digging a tunnel to freedom, only to have it collapse on them or get hit on the head by a protruding rock, suffer a serious migraine and suffocate.

The clever frogs however, will find a weak patch in the ice, find a sharp pebble, speed towards the ice with the pebble held in front of them, and break free, only to give themselves a serious migraine when they try to jump through the hole into the pond…once the hole has iced over.