Wut teh fukc?

Here's a long ass story that is sure to make you think, "Wut teh fukc?"

Friday night I go to a party and get home around 3:00 am Saturday morning. I am awoken at 9:00 am Saturday morning by 3, really loud bangs on my door. I think, "Wut teh fukc?" I open my door and my step-mom is standing there. I said, "What?" She says, "Get up and mow the grass, your dad is already out there and he's not too happy. It's going to rain soon. Mow the grass." I look outside and it's blue skies for as long as you can see.

I explain to her, "I got home around 3 am and I'm tired. Let me sleep for like another hour." She responds, "NO! DO IT NOW!" and walks away. So I shut my door and go back to sleep.

Ten minutes later comes yelling from the bottom of the stairs, "TR!(That's me). GET UP AND MOW THE GRASS NOW!" Again, I think Wut teh fukc? It takes me a couple of minutes to wake up and I put my shoes on and go outside. I stop my dad who is on the riding lawn mower and he turns it off. I explain to him what my step-mom has just said and explain to him that I will do it a little bit later. I have all freaking day to mow the grass and there is blue skies so I know it's not going to rain. He says, "I don't want to argue with you." and starts the mower up and continues to mow the grass. So I go back in my room and go to sleep.

About 30 minutes later we all eat breakfast together. Nothing really is said so I go back up to my room and do whatever until I have to go to work. I get a drink of water and head out to work. My dad stops me at the door and says, "I really want to thank you for all the effort you put forth in mowing the grass today." I say, "Dad, you didn't want me to help you. You wouldn't listen to me this morning and continued to mow the grass. You didn't say anything all day long about me not being out there. You could have easily said, 'TR go mow the grass' and guess what? I would have mowed the grass! Instead you acted like everything was ok and I didn't have to help you."

He says, "You should know what to do." I respond with, "I'm not psychic, I don't know what you want me to do." He then decides to tell me that I'm grounded for the next month because I didn't help him mow the grass today. That just doesn't make sense. He grounds me for something that I didn't know about. He never once told me to come help him. He deliberately didn't tell me just so he could ground me. Well, I say, "You know what? I don't want to be grounded. I'm going to go live with my mother for a while."

So, I'm at my mom's house for a while. They're divorced and there are court orders and the like but I really don't want to pay attention to that. This shit has been happening for a while now at my dad's house between my step-mom and him and I'm through with it. I'm tired of dreading going over there, so I'm just going to stop.

After all this the only thing I can think is, "Wut teh fukc?"