Wow... I am a cruel, heartless bastard...

So I am chatting with a long time friend from gradeschool. This girl has always on and off had feelings for me. The problem is, she is overweight, and not just a little. The reason that I don't have feelings for fat people is because I would never want to be with a girl who does not respect their body. It has nothing to do with being a horny member of the male species who often barks "No Fatties PLZ". At sometimes she almost obsesses about getting me to feel for her... it's sickening. Sickening....

So I am talking to her on AIM, and I Look at her profile. It says "Those who love no one but themselves have reserved for them a private Hell!!!!" I asked her what she meant by putting that in there, and she explained to me that people shouldn't be "selfish", or seomthing like that. Basically she tried to guilt trip me... LMAO, guilt trip me. That isn't possible.. And I said in a tone that seemed a little bit too smart assy when I review it "Well if it was private, and they only loved themselves, wouldn't that be sweet as hell for them?" She got pissed and went on a 500 word rant about how I should be "nicer". That set me right the fuck off. I am ridiculously nice to her, and there have been points when she stops talking to me for a week and then says something like, "I liked you for a while recently, I don't anymore... but honestly, I hated you at one point for not liking me back". WTF?!?!?!?! What. The. Fuck... honestly. So after she says "You could afford to be a little bit nicer and sympathetic ASSHOLE" I say "You could afford to get a treadmill". Maybe that will keep the bitch off of my balls.... I just hope she doesn't sui.