Midgets

I wrote this about 4 months ago for school. It got me an after school detention and thought it was worth posting so here:

One day I saw the smallest thing I started at it wondering wat to do It just stood there looking back at me So I thought he was taking a poo I slowly started toward it I really wanted to know what it was So when I got up to him I yelled "whats up cuz" He stood there still staring at me Ithink I put him in shock The moment was tough, didnt know what to do sSo I tried to start a conversation startin with "Hear about Tupac" Of course I get no reply There was nothing else to do Ithought real fast so I bent down and took a poo To my shock I relized I started to move and twidget I stood there feeling all stupid To my suprise I was talking to a dead stuffed Midget