Who wants to hook me up with a sig?

Alright, I am gonna shred right through the bull shit. I would like a sig. Preferably, a free sig. Being that I am asking for a sig for free... you can go nuts with it. Do whatever you want, as long as it's cool... if you have any questions just ask, if you want I can give you some details of what I might want, but feel free to take liberties, since I am asking for it to be free.