I know the problem!

With roxxors recent, we should make all threads one page long idea here comes my contrabution.
We should just stay on topic we have to many old crow members who just pick apart threads with stupid off topic replyies and then get in a group and giggle in the corner.
Actully its prolly going to happen right here, some senior member or staff person is going to make a play on words or just make fun of me. The reason for that is you close all the threads that are just for fun, like my "the last person to post here is the winner" thread, no reason to close that, its just fun.
Since we dont have any threads just to screw around in (- the wrt) why do you close all the other ones.