If you're ever in Dallas, Texas, stop by The Clubhouse. It's owned and operated by Vinnie Paul and Dimebag Darrell of Pantera/Damageplan and it's the greatest nudie bar in the friggin' country. Kickass music (100% metal), gorgeous women (God loves Texan chicks; you know what I'm saying MJ), 18 to enter and full nudity. Bring your own booze, though.