Series1: What would you do...

1) If you were riding on the bus, the driver does a sudden jerking start and you fall flat on your face and everyone on the bus sees you and starts laughing.
a: Stand quickly, rush to a seat and sit down (at a vacant seat).
b: Laugh regardless and stand, dust yourself off and sit down.
c: Scream out "Take cover! Its War on the US!" and quickly crawl on your belly to the nearest seat and hide under it.
d: Stand and say "The newly designed bus floors to soften your impact upon falling truly does work"

2) If your over your g/f's house and your hungry and you keep telling her "Im hungry!" to a point she snaps and yells out "So eat me!"
a: Take it seriously and eat her literally. (Rip her flesh off and consume)
b: Grin, Shrug and push her onto the table and eat her (Pervertedly)
c: Blush a bit, lower your head and apologize saying "Sorry, Im just really hungry and I love the food you make"
d: Say "Hell no! You taste nasty! I had to rinse 10 times after that other night with SCOPE"

3) If your walking side by side with someone who loves you (Wife or g/f) and just as you turn the corner one really HOT female around your age runs full speed into your lover and they both fall.
a: Help your lover up, then the female and ask lover first if she's alright.
b: Help the stranger first, then your lover and ask the stranger first if she's alright.
c: Ignore the stranger completely and help your lover up and question if she's alright.
d: Ignore your lover completely and help the stranger up, placing an arm around her and asking if she's alright.

4)If someone you love and care for is being raped by one huge, heavily muscled brute who already hit you once in the stomach and you noticed he really IS strong and he could easily kick your ass. (He also wears a groint protection so no kicking him there)
a: Save your girl! Attempt to punch the guy in both eyes then grab your girl's hand and run for it.
b: Try to Save her! Fight in a berserked manner, not caring if you win or lose, but just showing your girl you really care.
c: Let your girl get raped and sit down in the distance and watch until its over.
d: Shed a slight tear then turn around and run from it all (to find another replacement girl).

(More to come, (hopefully if this goes well) =) Please pick one of the answers I've given that best says what you would do, do not make up your own as 'e' or anything =P )