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Post Kitties Taking over the World!
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Posted 2003-12-04, 09:34 AM
Now, Im not making this post since I love Dogs like Husky's or puppies, or because I watched the movie 'Cats & Dogs'. Also its not because I hate Cats, since I actually do find them lovable in their kitten stages. But thing is...I truly believe they're trying to take over the world.

Dont know about you, but when Im standing at the top of the stairs, grabbing that empty glass I plan on taking down and refilling with soda. Just then, the cat moves towards my leg (mainly infront) and starts purring, nuzzling and rubbing against my legs. Act of Love? Or more like act of allowing you to trip down the steps to your death? We may never know since many argue on this.

In a bath tub once, enjoying a nice bubble bath and relaxing. Ah yes, and the cat comes into the bathroom, and hops onto the table where it sits and looks around. Now, I dont mind this, however, there is a nice small radio sitting on the table plugged into an electrical outlit. It would suck pretty bad if it fell into the tub and gave me a shocking discovery eh? Well, now the cute and lovable cat starts rubbing against the radio, pushing it slightly until finally it comes falling down on the tub, hitting the edge and falling onto the floor instead.

So what do you think these are? Simple acts of love and accidents or actual attempts to kill the owner?! Next time you step out, be really careful. You dont know...who may actually be watching you very carefully...and ready to pick you off.

PS: Yeah, Im just joking about the whole thing. I like kitty's just as much as Dogs. (Although still prefer Dogs =) )
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