Once Upon a Time in Mexico

I thought this movie was going to kick complete ass, much like Desperado did. It didn't. In fact, without Jonny Depp, I thought I would have been completely robbed of the $7.50 I paid to see it. From what I heard, it was actually like the 4th part in the "Desperado" series. There was the original, El Mariachi, Desperado, the third was skipped, and Once Upon a Time in Mexico is the 4th in the series. I didn't like this very much, as it was like an entire new movie. To add on to the original crapness of the movie, it had that Enrique Gayslice guy in it. The Mariachi's friends were pathetic, one gets smashed all day and the other is a faggot (Enrique Igle... whatever). The parts with Depp were hilarious, in fact, at one of the scenes I laughed for damn near 5 minutes. The entire time I was laughing, I didn't miss anything because the movie sucked that bad.

I'll be nice, and give it 3/10 stars just because Jonny Depp made it worthwhile.